Disclaimer: this is an incomplete guide to planning a safari! Ron started our journey about a year out and the very first thing he arranged was the safari itself. We went with a company called Meru Slopes Safaris and Tours in Tanzania. We didn't really consider Kenya and other popular locals, based more on price than anything else. Meru Slopes was amazing and we would recommend them and their ratings are off the charts good. Our safari coordinator, Gift Tembo, has asked that we provide his WhatsApp number, so here it is: +255 758 933 002. You can also reach them through their website meruslopestours.com. They are a local Tanzanian company that keeps their dollars in the country. They took care of us from the moment they picked us up at the airport until they dropped us off again. We thought it was important to support the locals. There are several companies that are based outside of Tanzania, but you do you, as they say.
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Ndutu Camp View - pretty amazing |
We absolutely knew that a safari would be expensive, even if we'd opted for a "budget friendly" option. Prices will vary based on season, safari length, location and amenities. We decided on a mid-scale trek, but wanted a custom experience, so went all out on a private safari. We booked a 10 day, mid range safari that included all park entry fees, accommodations, meals and drinks (which included water, pop, beer and wine - the alcohol, unbeknownst to us, was an unusual addition, but offered to us as part of the package, so of course we accepted), transportation and our amazing guide, Jacob. It was always nice to have a cold beer with lunch and a glass of wine at dinner, it just made it feel extra vacation-y. We travelled in a sort of shoulder season - when the animals are calving, so costs weren't as high as during the great migration.
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Ready to head out on our adventure |
10 days really equals 8 days of actual safari, the first and final day are settling you in your hotel and getting you from and to the airport. We knew it would be hot and that neutral coloured clothes would be required. This is to both bamboozle the tse tse flies (they're drawn by dark blue and black) and not startle the wildlife. I made do with my grey hiking pants, but had to expand my shirt selection to beige and pale green. Ron had to supplement...well,...everything, as he quite literally only owned black clothes. (He's back to just black, it was a blip on the screen. It's so hard core that he even uses charcoal based toothpaste.)
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Ron, as you've never seen him before, with local Masai |
We also knew their would be tip expectations of our guide. The common rule of thumb we read is $20USD per day per person. Now, we understand that tipping isn't obligatory; on the other hand, earnings in Tanzania are very low by our standards, so tipping is a way to help not just our guide, but the local economy, so we planned accordingly.
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Accommodations in our first tent camp |
Our visa to enter Tanzania cost $80USD per person and there was an additional Zanzibar Health insurance cost that was $45USD, this is avoidable if you skip Zanzibar.
What we didn't know was how much medication would cost. It was a bit shocking, to be sure. We were lucky, we already had our shots for Hep-A and Hep-B, plus yellow fever. Getting our T-Dap updated was free (tetanus and diphtheria), thanks to universal health care. What did that leave us with? Dukoral for cholera and anti-malarial meds. Because we were going for an extended period of time the anti-malarials cost almost $500 combined and the cholera meds were slightly more, so total combined almost $1000.
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Ndutu Camp - this is a mobile camp site |
Other costs that we didn't really think out were tipping along the road. Make sure you have a lot of small bills, as the washroom attendants would greatly appreciate a couple thousand shillings or $1USD for using the facilities at the park entrances and occasional facilities scattered throughout the parks. We'd already planned for tipping in the hotels and tent camps. Many places have a tip box at the front desk, where you can drop an overall tip that gets split between the staff.
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Simba camp - in the middle of the Serengeti |
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Teddy, chilling outside the tent in Ndutu |
Things we didn't know: bugs were a lot less of a problem than we thought they would be. We avoided going out at dawn and dusk and were mostly unmolested, our supply of high concentration Deet bug screen mostly came home with us. That being said, we were there in the mini dry season of February. On the northeast coast of Zanzibar we definitely used insect repellent when the daylight started to fade. Also, you may not use a hat a lot while on safari, if you're in a truck like ours. For the most part the pop up roof kept us out of the sun, even though the rays could be really intense if you stepped out of the shade.
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Our table for breakfast at our first stop |
I guessed that the jeeps would have a refrigerator and charging stations, but never guessed that they'd offer WiFi when it was available. There's some places that are so remote that you just can't get a signal. (Just a side note: WiFi and cell service is terrible out in the wilderness (unsurprisingly). At the camps it's not too bad if you aren't trying to use it a prime times and you're close to the lounge tents or main buildings. Don't rely on being able to be connected 24/7.)
Other note: photos with the Masai will cost you. They aren't supposed to, but they hang around hoping for a bit of supplemental income. If they get caught by the park rangers they do get into trouble, but of course, we didn't know that until Ron had already coughed over $20 for photos with them.
Next up: the actual adventure...how I'm going to present it is a complete mystery, so you'll be as surprised as I will be once we get there.